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"Even if they tried for a million years, no one could come up with an offer to beat 'Win a cake stand worth £50' for fabulousness" [Rob]


While watching Richard Briers talking about Charlie Chaplin on the news:
"I wish Briers had said, 'Well, in a lot of the early stuff it was mainly throwing bricks and fighting over women... a lot of it was shit, Peter.'" [Dave]

"I'm enjoying myself :) (what a peculiar expression that is when you think about it)" [Stefan]



Rhodri: There was a Banks in Genesis. Can't remember his first name.
Rhodri: he released a solo album. it was called... wait for it... Banks Statement. hahaha
me: hahahaha shut up. that's a lie
Rhodri: it's TRUE. TRUE TRUE. oh no, it was BANK STATEMENT. shame
Rhodri: We should just publish our chats, they'd be incredibly popular, he said, conceitedly


Rhodri: does it do anything else?
me: not really... it's a speaker
Rhodri: oh.
me: and its lights and ears can be programmed
Rhodri: Mine are black and square. With no ears
Rhodri: I suppose that makes me a shit.
me: it works wirelessly
Rhodri: ah.
me: and it's cute
me: and they can "talk" to each other
Rhodri: can you fuck them?
me: yes. they like that
Rhodri: Of course they do.
Rhodri: It would be excellent if you came home one day and caught Tom fucking a Nabaztag.


Martin:
That guy. You so would.
me: madeleine mccann. you so would.
Martin: oooh. that's low.
me: alright. the mum then.


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FUN WITH INVERTED COMMAS


I saw a headline today. It was this:

Madeleine 'seen' in Belgium

and I thought

they have the quotes round the wrong word

'Madeleine' seen in Belgium would be better



I think I may have 'caught' the sun

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