Has it really been two months? Sorry.

Maus Of Elliott has been slightly less neglected, although - as you'll see - I've started renting it out to people who are more talented than me.

Top 12 Christmas Movies Films are judged by their use of Christmas, not their quality

1. American Psycho
2. Flightplan
3. Gremlins
4. About A Boy
5. War of the Worlds
6. Click
7. The Jerk
8. One Hour Photo
9. Eyes Wide Shut
10. Morvern Caller
11. Catch me if you can
12. Lady and the Tramp

Christmas features more heavily in some of these than others. Feel free to add suggestions of your own. No "Christmas" films about christmas, though, please. You're all thinking "Die Hard" which is why it's not listed above.

Lots of texts and chats and stuff stored up, but can I be arsed to type them all up here? Give me a break will you. Where's your Xmas spirit?

Happy Holidays xxx