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Chris: really, you recommend that do you. downloading 'how to look good naked'
me: yes
me: i really genuinely think you would thoroughly enjoy it. that it would be "your thing"
Chris: isn't it a reality fashion show
me: you say that like it's a bad thing
Chris: funny that
me: channel4.com/naked
Chris: yes I looked

me: god WoW sounds awful
Chris: and yet I haven't cancelled my account yet. am I a twat?
me: *wobble hand*

09:16 <@mark> the other day in sainsbury's i was in the checkout queue behind a bloke who obviously had issues
09:16 <@tom> heh
09:16 <@tom> the people on the checkouts in the cambridge sainsbury's have issues usually
09:17 <@mark> he was very agitated that i was putting my stuff on the belt without a divider thing to seperate me from his packet of teacakes or whatever it was
09:17 <@tom> it's like some weird community outreach program
09:17 <@mark> he was almost jumping up and down about it
09:17 <@tom> mark: haha jesus
09:17 < leila> haha
09:17 < leila> it's always a packet of teacakes
09:17 <@mark> then the checkout lady put a divider back in the slidy thing so he grabbed it and put it on the belt and turned and put his face really close to mine and went "annnennennhg!!"

< josh> it's about a pint of canada dry
< tom> is canada dry supposed to be some kind of.. is it ginger beer?
< josh> it's ginger *ale*
< tom> i didn't know you liked ginger ale, josh
< josh> i do, tom. you got a problem with that?
< tom> i've had canada dry before and, no kidding, i couldn't detect any flavour
< tom> at least nothing beyond the taste of weak lemonade
< tom> i can't work out what's going on
< josh> it's kind of like that
< tom> i mean, for example, it certainly didn't taste even remotely of
ginger
< tom> which was quite contrary to my expectations
< josh> the ginger's in the aftertaste really
< tom> i couldn't taste it anywhere
< tom> i think you, josh, must have special ginger powers


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Her 'pheonsay' (how DO you spell that word?) is a v. good friend of mine called Tony. He is not in the Photo, neither is Lyndysey Mallon or Matthew Harvey, although if you look carefully in the background Travers and Roughie are on the beach hailing each other with a 'Wassssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuup?'. I hail to no man [...] How is your new job? do you commute to London everyday? is it as you imagined? (big ben, bananaman, bowler hats etc)

Do you 'Speaka the Frencha?' it comes back when i'm drunk and held prisoner in a french farm house and instructed at rifle point to make a farmers insane son (called Jaques-fou-fou) dance for tripe. My brothers is so bad that everytime he wanted to say thankyou he said 'bonjour'. [Mike]


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Of COURSE my message was to you! Don't have a paranoid! PARANOID PARANOID! PARANOID! PARANOID! There, i bet that's made you feel better. [Caitlin]