yum yums

19:17 <@phil> imagine lying on the doctor's table, arse exposed, feeling the camera sink six inches inside you, then seeing in a reflection the doctor behind you holding the camera with both his hands nowhere near your arse
19:17 <@tom> hahaha
19:18 <@tom> christ!!!
19:18 <@tom> leila's incapacitated with laughter

19:53 <@phil> have a guess what this sweetshop is called
19:54 < leila> sugar daddy
19:54 <@tom> sweet dreams
19:54 <@phil> heh
19:54 <@phil> yum yums
19:54 <@tom> haha
19:54 <@phil> the owner is dutch i think
19:54 <@tom> god, as if a sweet shop itself isn't infantile enough
19:54 <@phil> people can't pronounce his name so every calls him mr yum yums

19:23 <@phil> she doesn't eat animals with more than 2 legs
19:23 <@tom> jesus
19:23 <@tom> how arbitrary is that
19:23 <@josh> hahahah
19:23 <@phil> "because of how they're raised"
19:23 < leila> sounds like a form of racism to me
19:24 <@phil> i thought "yeah, chickens have it so easy compared to cows in a field"
19:24 <@tom> what about one of those dogs that's got a little pair of wheels instead of back legs? maybe a brief google image search would have made this joke funnier
19:24 < leila> haha
19:24 <@phil> haha
19:24 <@tom> hope she's not korean
19:24 < leila> https://secure2.convio.net/sap/images/content/pagebuilder/10319.jpg
19:24 <@josh> i knew a dog like that
19:24 <@phil> haha
19:24 <@phil> theila
19:25 < leila> thank google image search for working that out of my keywords *wheels dog injury*
19:25 <@tom> haha, thanks leila
19:25 <@josh> someone's got fast google skillz
19:25 <@tom> homies got the mad searchies
19:25 < leila> two legged dogs are my speciality

20:41 < leila> tom just hacked the printer cartridge
20:41 <@tom> i did
20:41 <@josh> 'hacked' it?
20:41 <@tom> yeah
20:42 <@tom> it's one of those ones with a microprocessor inside
20:42 <@tom> i taped over some of the contacts
20:42 <@tom> and did some stuff and now it thinks it is 100% full of ink
20:42 <@phil> hehe
20:42 < leila> if only that meant it would keep printing forever
20:42 <@josh> tom: bonza!
20:42 <@tom> ar
20:42 <@josh> phil: thanks
20:42 <@tom> leila: well, you know, it does if we buy a refill kit and just keep pouring ink into it
20:43 <@tom> leila: and i keep taping it as required


email red = me :: blue = Alistair

i'm applying for a job here
I can only assume you're lying. No gig is that sweet.

[...]

no, it's filmed at the same time it's shown. He said he was 26 in yesterday's episode, but clearly hadn't bothered to update his CV since before last october, when he turned 26
what a cunt


In other, more wizardy, news I've had a bit of interest from The Culture Show in doing something on the Magic Festival. My dad's pleased, not because I might be making a contribution to culture, but because he fancies Verity Sharp. [Tom Sharp]


Strangely enough, about 30 mins after I emailed you yesterday I had a Birthday message from Alistair. A more cynical person than me might think that was not a coincidence. [My Dad]

Msn

Maus: there's a vintage comptuer museum there too
ben: did you wear your acorn t shirt?
Maus: no but i should have
Maus: i wore my guinea pig t shirt to the petting farm though


Maus: i like that you make up your own name for tv programs
Richard: thank you
Richard: i like that my names are nearly the same
Maus: i call the constant gardener "contance gardener" and like to imagine it is about a person of that name
Richard: that is good, but a step onwards from my names
Richard: only add a word or take away a word
Richard: any more change would be disrespectful