easter funnies

Maus Congeniality (aka MoE) is on holiday for the next week! See you when I get back...

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Peter: clever people amaze me
Peter: i just get him to sit down and tell me about time travel
Peter: "that's physics peter"
Peter: "yeah, it doesn't matter, it's clever shit, tell me tell me tell me"
Maus: haha
Peter: "WHAT EXACTLY IS SNEEZING"
Peter: "that's medicine and biology peter"
Peter: "YEAH WHATEVER IT'S ALL CLEVER SHIT"
Peter: at this point i'm actually shouting in a frenzy
Peter: "HOW DOES TELLY WORK"


Tim: or just close the bathroom door, and stop using that room
Maus: yes, that would also be a satisfactory conclusion
Tim: that would solve the fly problem.
Maus: but they might breed and breed and evolve into superflies
Tim: hyperflies
Maus: who would open the door and move into the kitchen and eat all the bananas
Tim: if they got big enough to turn the door handle.
Maus: yes
Tim: throw out the bananas too - it's not worth the risk
Maus: maybe they could all cluster on it and push down
Tim: we have to stop these fly antagonists
Tim: put a chair under the outside of the door's handle - that'll stop them. the bastards.


ben: ooh
ben: locke...
Maus: lock is useless
Maus: i hope he dies
ben: what?
Maus: he should stick to bomb defusing
Maus: i am making an x files film reference
ben: i didn't get it
ben: i only like the lone gunmen
Maus: maybe
ben: all of them
ben: together
Maus: haha i bet you do
Maus: what are they called
Maus: garth
ben: lee harvey
ben: and sirhan
ben: and hinckley
ben: (actually i think one might be called hinckley)
Maus: henficky or smoeting
ben: dohicke
Maus: fenhicky?
Maus: frohicky!
ben: oh the hot chick in the leather pants is called yves something something, which turns out to be an anagram of lee harvey oswald
Maus: haha right
ben: the lone gunmen's eye candy
Maus: in the stupid william gibson episode?
ben: the xfiles? ooh no - she was in the spin off series
Maus: what spin-off series?
ben: the lone gunmen dude!
Maus: there was a whole series about them?!
Maus: haha
ben: g3t w1ht teh pr0gram
ben: http://www.x-files.gr/images/lonegunmen.jpg
ben: there's the hot chick in the leather pants
Maus: hahaha
Maus: next to the hot guy in the leather jacket



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Liked the journal entry. Good to see you are capabable of more than the odd cut-and-paste job. Are you a student at Cambridge? If so, that would explain your financial predicament. Doesn't Tom get paid for lecturing or something?

My sister-in-law is a journalist and she's found it to be a labyrinth of nepotism and cocksucking. As she's not fond of either (presumably outside the bounds of holy matrimony) she's currently working for some industry magazine. It's a catering one so she gets free caramel wafers and the odd soya product, but no amount of slices of "Tofurky" are going to pay the rent, if you know what i mean. [JPH]


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Just seen Moira Stewart by piccadilly circus. And before you ask, of course I would.

Have you got any pig puns? Am desperate.

Grimble has been sacked from Virgin records for stealing muse albums. I thought you may want to know. he claimed his uncle did handclaps on Jumping Jack Flash. I pointed out there were none. He walked off.