the big brother maus

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ben: did you see this week's lost?
Maus: yes! omg!
ben: chilling last line huh? about the army?
Maus: hmm
ben: brrr
Maus: but sawyer gets all the best lines
ben: yes. have you thought what name he would give you?
Maus: haha
ben: curly?
ben: muffin?
Maus: curly?!
ben: i don't know
ben: larry?
Maus: stems might be up for grabs again now.
Maus: i liked it when walt and michael were talking on irc
ben: or were they...
Maus: hmm
ben: what do you think you saw...


Maus: ah, if only we had been the same age at the same time you could have played some of the characters in my sketches
ben: right
Maus: and i wouldn't have had to do them all myself
ben: but i would probably have been too shy to talk to you
Maus: aw
ben: i would have just read my comics
Maus: i could have just silently handed you the script
ben: ok
Maus: there need have been no interaction
ben: phew

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She can't spell bored, doesn't know how to use an apostrophe and inserts
emoticons into the middle of sentences as punctuation. To be fair modelling
or its backward cousin, prostitution, are perhaps the only career paths left
for her. Or am I being judgemental? [Tom Sharp]


irc

10:13 < leila> Kendrick Wilder I
10:13 < leila> to lovemartin
10:13 < leila> I More optionsI 9:36 am (37 minutes ago)
10:13 < leila> After the age of twenty-one, your body slowly stops releasing an
important hormone known as HGH (Human Growth Hormone).
10:13 <@mark> haha
10:13 <@mark> good job too
10:13 < leila> thanks "kendrick wilder"
10:13 <@tom> hehe
10:13 <@mark> or we'd all be giants like that yellow man who is made of
sweetcorn


SmS

My wife saw a devoutly religious person in a restaurant near coventry. Nuneaton? No it was a monk having a drink [Peter]

My muslim wife went to that workshop in North London where they make their own clothes. Maida Vale? No, it was a burka [Peter]