M.o.E


Email

Tom Sharp: http://www.rubberjohnny.tv/ I like the trailer. It makes me scared and sad at the same time.

Me: heh, yes. Have you seen the full video? It's quite good.

Tom Sharp: You are much cooler than me and clearly surfing the zeitgeist on a better
board.

Me: this one, presumably.

Tom Sharp: That must be the one. I love how whenever kids are asked to predict the future they suggest hoverboards. On a similar level whenever someone suggests a magazine to me they always put forward comedy horoscopes and an agony aunt as the main features.

Me: Is that true? People are worse than I thought.

Tom Sharp: Always. Even my Sales Manager suggested it yesterday. It makes me weep. Mind you, reckon a magazine full of comedy horoscopes and agony aunts would have quite a market.

---

Msn

Peter: im defintely getting croyogenics things
Peter: it makes perfect sense
Maus: hahah
Maus: nutcase
Peter: but
Peter: it might work!
Maus: have you got 100K to put into a fund
Peter: no you just get life insurance
Peter: and seeing as i'll probably never get married or something then Alcor get it all
Peter: i'll get a wife IN THE FUTURE
Maus: ha right
Peter: the one thing is
Maus: hahaha
Peter: is that they start doing stuff when the heart has gone
Peter: and before your brain dies
Peter: there's a 6-10 minute window
Peter: so you're not brain dead ever
Peter: which may mean
Peter: you have a 3000 year long dream
Maus: heh right
Peter: about being back at school and you're taking your maths gcse and your pen doesn't work
Maus: like a total immersion video game
Maus: but imagine if it was a nightmare
Peter: well yes thats what im thinking
Peter: still it may work

and

Peter: i went to a midnight screening of ghostbusters last night
Peter: i went to ghostbusters then went to new york library this morning and ran out like they did at the start
Peter: its great
Maus: no one steps on a church in my town etc
Peter: everyone was cheering and clapping
Maus: hahaha
Peter: busting makes me feel good
Peter: lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
Maus: don't cross the streams
Peter: id forgotten how funny it was
Maus: yes
Peter: i'd not seen it for years and years
Peter: then at the end when he says "i love this town"
Peter: everyone got up and whooped and hollered
Peter: aye
Maus: hahaha no way
Maus: so it's true about american cinemas
Peter: its brilliant though
Peter: i joined in and hollered too
Maus: do they cheer when someone first says the title of the film?
Peter: yes!
Maus: hahahaha
Maus: i love it
Peter: its the best country in the world
Peter: oh i got another tattoo
Peter: a little black star on my chest
Maus: ok
Peter: well my left shoulder
Peter: its nice
Peter: small
Peter: with your face in the middle
Peter: not really

and

Peter: spectrum c64 rivallry
Peter: there were fights in our school cos of that
Maus: hahaa
Peter: kevin thewliss punched stephen taylor as he called him a 'see through graphics loving cunt"
Peter: then there was the amstrad weirdos
Maus: hahahaha
Peter: they were like bisexualists
Peter: try hards who didn't fit in anywhere and no one trusted them
Peter: i fought the corner of the spectrum
Peter: the southpaws
Peter: not like nowadays
Peter: where everyone has everything
Maus: macs and pcs?
Peter: theres no console rivalry
Maus: Nintendo and Sega?
Maus: you're right
Maus: the cold war is over
Peter: yes
Peter: i had a sega
Peter: segas master system
Peter: or 'sega bastard system' as the nintenophiles called them