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(Or "Every morning I wake up on the wrong side of capitals")

Yor: Quotes

Tom: Donna McPhail's not doing so well now is she? Another case of nominative determinism?

Tom: Imagine if you went to the Comedy Store this month and they were having a January Alexei Sayle?

Msnz

Peter:  i couldnt even enjoy the holday as i was thinking of a place pun on "havana"
Maus: "I'm went to see that kournikova playing a match in cuba" "havana?" "No, i did chat to her though. never fancied my chances much"
Peter:  yay
Peter:  hahahahha
Maus: How was your holiday then?
Peter:   just wandered about cuba
Peter:   there is an irish bar called o'che's
Maus:   hahahahaha
Peter:   there isn't really, but i wish there was


Maus: i am drinking a tea and an pint of squash at the same time
tom:   hahaha of course both
Maus: because the tea makes me dehydrated and the squash makes me cold
tom:   hahaha a hot drink and a cold drink
tom: haha LEILA!!!!!!

Emails

Websubmissions: I thank you for letting us have a look, and I apologize for the irony of
sending a rejection for a piece on rejection, but I'm going to pass on this
one.
Me: No worries, I'm used to it

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Tom Sharp: I’m just getting old. My references are stuck in the mid 90’s. Have you seen that new Loaded magazine! Really funny. Did you hear Chris Evans on Radio 1 this morning! Hilarious! Hope I win the lottery etc. etc. etc. I’m spending too long delving into my Lost Beauty’s of The English Language (for character names) and perhaps have become a little confused. Did I tell you that Aftermath was traditionally only used for describing a meadow after it had been mowed? And did you know that all Mark’s and Spencer’s carpet slippers are made in the Isle of Mann?
Me: Isle of "Man", please.
Tom Sharp: Sorry. To be honest I don’t even know where it is. Off the coast of Leicester maybe?
Me: Does Leicester have a coast? IoM is in the middle of the Irish Sea,
half way between England and Ireland: about 4 hours from Liverpool on
the ferry
Tom Sharp: Ah. Is it nice?
Me: It most certainly is not nice.

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Christina...I also remember being in the playground (I think you were giving me a piggyback!!) when a scruffy boy went up to the stretchy earlobe lady and told her he couldn’t see - something about someone hitting him i think! Being as considerate as we were, we both chanted in unison "Try opening your eyes"!! I’m not sure he found it half as funny as us!

I have no memory of Mrs Mills eye exercises, it all sounds a bit suspect to me. What was she playing at? I think it was a scam to reduce the amount of physical exercise she had to do. Was it 45 mins eye warm up, 15 mins exercise?

I remember visiting the chapel near the Manor House in Huddington. I cant believe the guest book is still there. I’m sure we signed it from a few other famous people as well, which if i remember correctly we got told off for!! Its a great idea to go back and sign it again - we will have to arrange it sometime.

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