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Lions and Tigers can mate and have babies. This is absolutely true.

OK. I like locke, sawyer, the koreans, fatboy, and the boy from hettie wainthrop.

Hello! Apologies for the ignorance but my phone got nicked recently and I lost loads of numbers. Who are you?

Just seen a book called "English rustic pictures". Thought it said "English autistic pictures". Was going to get it for you.

Get a bowler hat like Sally had. She was ace.

Did you have fun at Splashdown?

Off to Bradford right now for a cybergoth festival.

Our chats rocked. Especially the politically incorrect ones about wheelchair spaces in cinemas.

Come to Brooke's and help me staple.

Steven Wright is right. They have pictured the wrong chuckle brother and missed off the answer to one question. Idiots.

[Thanks Alistair, Amanda, Ben, Martin, Matt L, Matt T, Pete and Rich.


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Peter: The prostate is about the size of a tiny pea at birth
Maus: haha a "tiny pea at birth"
Peter: when peas are born they are small!
Maus: the idea of tiny peas or prostates being "born" is disturbing
Peter: i would have thought peas were 'hatched'
Peter: or 'laid'
Maus: how do seedless grapes reproduce?
Maus: "maybe they commit grape"
Peter: haha
Maus: maybe they need to have a raison
Peter: grape
Peter: they don't like raisin kids
Peter: they find it difficult giving birth...
Peter: they often let out a wine
Peter: thats rubbish
Peter: sorry
Maus: hahaha
Maus: raisin kids was very good
Peter: thanks
Peter: still the rules for pun offs is that you have to use a different word
Peter: you can't just use 'raisin'
Peter: or
Peter: perhaps you can
Maus: ah
Peter: maybe get some hard and fast rules in place


and


Peter:
It is not wise to house Guinea pigs with rabbits, when the rabbit is mature it will try and mate the Guinea pig regardless of the rabbit's sex,
Maus:
hahaha
Maus:
"try and mate"
Peter:
like rabbits
Peter:
ah the guinea pigs have a mating dance
Peter:
i love mating dances
Peter:
http://www.aracnet.com/~seagull/Guineas/breeding.html
Peter:
If, however, she is in season, she may respond in kind. In fact, some females will even advertise their readiness to mate even if the male is not aroused. The female will lower her head and rumble just like the male does, and will raise her bottom slightly into the air. She may even wag her bottom slightly to attract the male's attention. The male may circle her a few times before positioning
Peter: himself behind her to mount. Copulation lasts only a few seconds. They may mate several times each hour, sometimes as frequently as a few minutes apart.
Peter:
When the male is aroused, which is pretty much several times an hour, he will lower his head and start walking around the females with slow, deliberate steps. He will make a rumbling sound as he does this, and wag his bottom from side to side. Sometimes, he will perch his front legs on something (like the side of the cage or a brick or whatever is handy), so that he can "dance" like this in order
Maus: wow. it is just like humans.
Peter:
to attract the attention of the female. As he gets close to the female's behind, he may sniff her bottom and then try to mount; sometimes, if sufficiently aroused, hey may mount the female from the sides or the front, and might even try to mount another male (if present). In fact, if mixed with another species, such as rabbits, the male may even try to mount them, too.
Peter: brilliant
Peter: im trying to find definitive internet proof that they can have babies
Peter: im liking the fact that they try though, heroically
Maus: it's the thought that counts
Peter: im all about the heroic determination
Peter: http://www.petpeoplesplace.com/resources/advice/cavies/08.htm
Peter: look
Peter: gay interbreeding!
Peter: I have guinea pig and a rabbit. The thing is that the rabbit is always mating with the guinea pig and they are both MALES!
Peter: You must give serious thought to how your cavy is behaving. For example, does he appear constantly shy, nervous and downtrodden? This may be an indication that he is being severely bullied.
Maus: ..."or gay"
Peter: "your rabbit is fond of musicals and is a good listener"
Maus: "has your guinea pig taken to walking in a 'mincing' manner?"
Maus: haha
Peter: shows an interest in the interior design of his hutch
Maus: hahaha
Peter: "my bunny is good with colours"
Peter: you seen napoleon dynamite?
Maus: yes
Maus: have you?
Peter: yes
Peter: did you like it/
Maus: no
Maus: i thought it was rubbish
Peter: ha
Peter: everyone thinks it's rubbish
Peter: i think it's brilliant
Peter: i was actually in tears
Maus: to be honest i only watched the first 15 minutes
Maus: in tears laughing?
Peter: yes in tears all the way though
Peter: i am an idiot tho
Maus: yes



About the size of

Three ounces of protein is about the size of a deck of playing cards

A typical frozen pea, held at arms length, is about the size of the full moon

a pack of cards appears to be incredibly popular

The prostate is about the size of a tiny pea at birth

[All Peter]