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Things My Boyfriend And I Argue About
Me: I saw someone I know today!
Tom: Oh yes, who?
Me: **** Danson!
Tom: Who the hell is that?
Me: You know, used to manage ***** like 5 years ago, in York, and is now managing ***** in Cambridge. Which is where I saw him.
Tom: Right. Did you talk to him?
Me: God no! I pretended I hadn't seen him.
Tom: Good, he's a twat.
Me: Why do you hate him so? You don't even know him.
Tom: Because you are trying to make a sex at him.
Me: ?!
Tom: Is he called Danson because it rhymes with handsome?
Me: The very idea! Have you seen him?
Alistair: Have you read any Mary Beard or John Henderson? They write about
ancient Greek art (amongst other things)...
Me: henderson sounds familiar alhtough i might just be thinking of
bigfoot. Are they married? I think Henderson is gay and Mary is a
beard. Check out email below...
Alistair: They might be married now. Henderson was married already, I think, but shacked up with Beard. They're, like, old. I was thinking of Harry and the Henderson the other day. I was also thinking of the Monster Squad. Monster Squad
Msn
Ben: Last night I dreamed of Msn Messenger
Peter: older and wiser
Peter: never applied
Peter: to me
Peter: or you
Maus: oh hellp
Maus: i mean hello
Maus: or do i?
Peter: good morning leila
Maus: is that a lyric
Peter: yes it is a lyric
Peter: i was singing to youi
Peter: i hope you appreciate it
Maus: thank you
Peter: thats quite alright
Peter: i might go and see herring
Peter: i might do some leila related heckles
Maus: hahah
Peter: im sure he's absolutely love that
Maus: "show us your html skills"
Peter: I KNOW WHAT YOU SPELL WRONG< HERRING
Maus: haha
Maus: take a readherring? banner
Peter: your spell check is shit
Peter: you fucking fraud
Peter: yes i will do
Maus: give out badges
Peter: bloody charlatan he is
Peter: copying you and not even spelling properly
Peter: i will go and see him
Peter: ive not seen any stand up for a while
Peter: i was signing autographs last week
Peter: you would have been proud of me
Maus: ?
Peter: outside the nme awards
Peter: the were a load of weird people waiting outside at 3am
Maus: haha
Peter: autograph hunters who actually seemed a bit handicapped, like
Peter: obviously me and leonie stormed up pissed and asked who wanted our autograph
Maus: naturally
Peter: they seemed a bit unsure but all held their books up
Maus: lots of friend sters there?
Maus: haha
Peter: i refused one of them a signature as i wanted to put her name on it but she wanted no names
Peter: i said im not signing it as she was a trader and i didnt want her ebaying me
Peter: but to be fair i think they were a bit retarded
Peter: however we made excellent pretend celebrities
Maus: oh they actually were retarded
Maus: i can imagine
Peter: well there was an oddness about them
Peter: i've seen lots of people like that before
Peter: outside celebrity parties i shouldnt be at
Peter: funny look in their eyes
Peter: they weren't screaming fits or anything
Peter: as they would have known i was a herbert
Peter: i think i may have claimed to be the drummer in the streets
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Submitted by: Leila
posted by Maus @ 9:22 AM
8 Comments:
Ooh! I've been so misrepresented here for the sake of comedy. It is hilarious, though. LET'S ARGUE EVERY DAY! Or on Sundays and Wednesdays, at least.
-t
i don't know what you mean. that is just an exact transcript of our conversation.
"Oh no. I've walked into the door."
-t
are you coming to a herring-up in London? when? I saw Hercules in Greenwich last week and gave you credit for the ticket sale. Maybe we should turn our torrid, heightened-by-infrequency, online affair into a genteel in-person acquaintance.
haha yeah remember when *that* almost happened? Remember when I lived in London? Perhaps we can arrange something. Friend ster me on the matter.
Enjoy Hercules? I fliered for that in Edinburgh, and I believe I was the only flierer, so have long taken sole credit for many of its ticket sales.
yes, very much. Though the impact was diluted by having read the whole CNPS scenario on richardherring.com. And there was no yoghurt story.
I think I am undergoing the surreal experience of stalking. But I've picked the fun side of the transitive verb. I have followed Herring from one Scrabble board to another while he failed to make RAISINS for a 50 point bonus. He still won though. This game's tougher.
EAGLETS for 90 is probably good enough to win it. The other player has a Q though and decided QUIMS is a worthwhile place to use it.
I haven't been on Fiendster in months. I will examine it.
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