OTWednesday IV
Finished the three pieces surprisingly quickly (one a night) although i do have a new one to do already so just give me a break for Christ's sake will you. You people. I've even done the cafe review. It's a good feeling- sitting in a cafe you're being paid to eat at, doing some writing you're being paid to do, while on your lunch break from your paid office job. I can do three jobs at the same time while appearing to be doing none.
Msnz
Peter: i just went to get milk too
Peter: i saw jo guests bum on the top shelf
Maus: wow
Maus: seen the real thing lately?
Peter: no, only ever seen her twice
Peter: i hears she's now banging jack osbourne
Peter: ill be having words if she's bringing eddie large lookalikes like him back to the flats
Peter: riff raff
Maus: christ
Maus: jack osborne!
Peter: i think she's make an excellent freind
Maus: he's only 12
Maus: she's 117!
Peter: you're a bit pissed off after a hard day and you've got chick troubke
Peter: i'll ring jo guest and she can come and tell me about life
Peter: she has a marketing degree y'know
Maus: it's a sitcom waiting to happen
Peter: it is
Peter: me and jo guest
Peter: i'd never sleep with her
Peter: i wouldnt even fancy her
Peter: she'd be like an older sister
Peter: "so, the porn star jo guest, shall we go out for a coffee on the common"
Maus: "guest house" peter ****** and jo guest meet regularly in and around the Old School House in London, and, pooling their unique life experiences, share insights and advice with hilarious consequences
Peter: sounds excellent
Peter: i tell her my anecdotes
Peter: she tells me hers
Peter: hers would mostly start with "well the other day i had my flange out and....."
Maus: hahaha
Peter: i did consider buying that bongo mag in the shop, mind
Maus: she can probably get you a free one
Peter: yes
Maus: check her cat litter
Peter: i went speed dating the other day
Maus: is this a joke about drugs
Peter: erm
Peter: yes
Peter: sorry
and
Peter: leila
Peter: leila
Peter: this is urgent
Peter: well it's not
Peter: but it might be
Maus: hi
Peter: but it might be
Maus: yes yes what is it
Maus: what WHAT
Peter: lielal;
Peter: you alright?
Peter: sorry
Hamish: Do you have any features? We take 90% of our writing from pitches - do you have any work online? It would be cool to get you in CITY.
Me: one step at a time sonny. I havent even seen the mag yet. I've got your
website up, but it looks like i'll need...TO BUY IT? can this be true?
Hamish: you're rocking for a free copy darlin'... such as your plan! What's
your address?
Me: Hehe you got me
Entertaining instances of me online No.3 MY! How I've changed in 5 years! (Thanks archive.org)
2001
2002
2003
2003 again...eat my image mapping
Probably more stuff to come at some point.
posted by Maus @ 7:32 PM
3 Comments:
What's the etiquette for having conversations through blogger comments? If I want to reply to your reply on the last message, should I put it there or here? If I put it there, nobody else (and maybe not you) will read it. If I put it here, it's out of context and you won't understand when I say "on his Scrabble site". This must be how Alexander felt.
Well if you post anywhere on my site I'll get an email about it which I will immediately read. The only "advantage" to posting on the latest message is that everyone else will get to read it too. Which Alexander?
Well if you post anywhere on my site I'll get an email about it which I will immediately read. The only "advantage" to posting on the latest message is that everyone else will get to read it too. Which Alexander?
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