OTWednesday V

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ben: hey i watched shrek 2 last night
ben: have you seen it?
Maus: no, i hate shrek
ben: haha
ben: it's a bit whimsical
ben: it's no incredibles
ben: they keep having sing songs
Maus: i really hate it
ben: ok
Maus: i hate its knowing clever cleverness and its rudeness
Maus: and its cheap gags
Maus: and charmlessness
Maus: and overpromotion
Maus: and ugly ugly characters
Maus: and the fact i've never met anyone else who hates it
Maus: not like i do anyway
ben: there is a funny giant gingerbread man
Maus: oh well, a gingerbread man you say? i'm sold
ben: miss johnston miss johnston do you like shrek?
Maus: ARGH
ben: no jessica, i do not
Maus: haha
ben: and nor should you
Maus: that donkey
Maus: don't get me started
ben: a bit funny
Maus: the only funny thing is, i quite enjoyed the first one when i saw it at the pictures
ben: right
Maus: but as the months and years went by i gradually came to realise how much i hated it
ben: haha
Maus: my initial instincts were wrong...this time
ben: slow corrosive
Maus: yes

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Maus: there's a great sketch where laurie is an interviewer introducing his next guest
Maus: "michael jackson"
Maus: and stephen fry just walks in as stephen fry
ben: haha
Maus: and says hello in his normal usual voice
Maus: in his suit
ben: i can see that being funny
Maus: people in the aiudience are going "wooo oow" in michael jackson voices, and fry's nodding and waving modestly
haha laurie: there have been allegations over the years that you have had extensive plastic surgery
Maus: fry: well i don't think there's anything to defend really, i think it boils down to people being jealous of my success. the papers will print anything
ben: haha
Maus: laurie: we have a photo of you here when you just signed motown...you do look a bit different there
Maus: fry: i was eight years old for god's sake
ben: haha
Maus: haha now he's dancing
Maus: on a tread mill


Maus: your cheddar gorge entry brought back happy memories, thank you
Rich: was it you who put the condom in the river?
Maus: well...
Maus: i'd forgotten all about jacob's ladder
Rich: it is good
Rich: no it isn't it is rubbish
Maus: it was murder for my tiny legs
Maus: when i was a child
Maus: haha
Rich: and mine
Rich: now i am a man
Maus: haha
Maus: i used to live in weston s mare, and banwell
Rich: i have been to both of those too
Rich: i was driving through banwell on saturday
Rich: that street is narrow
Maus: yes! i used to live in a caravan in banwell, i am so interesting
Rich: it doesn't count if you were just on holiday there
Maus: no
Maus: we actually lived in a caravan
Maus: and me and my brother didn't go to school
Maus: we were taught by my mum
Rich: you are a gypsy
Rich: get out of my back yard
Maus: hey!
Rich: i was taught by my mum too
Rich: and my dad
Maus: why didn't you go to school like a normal
Rich: i did
Rich: they were teachers at the schools i went to
Maus: oh right
Rich: yes you see
Rich: we're not all weirdoes
Rich: though both of us actually are




Peter: ive been writing poems
Peter: for alistair
Peter: im writing one about you now
Peter: leila you dare
Peter: as you have midfield flair
Peter: however goals are rare
Peter: she is a fit
Peter: there you go
Maus: haha
Maus: i know nothing about football managers
Maus: but i like your poem, thank you
Peter: leila johnston could have been a nun
Peter: instead she chose the righteous path of a fine fish pun
Maus: haha
Maus: you're making this up as you go along arent you
Peter: yes
Peter: she lives from me far
Peter: how i would love to buy her a delorean car
Maus: "she lives from me far" you can probably improve on
Peter: i know
Maus: but i like the car reference
Peter: leila's beautiful monkey face bears a sad scar
Maus: steady on
Peter: to heal it i need to bu her a delorean car
Maus: haha ok
Peter: hahahaha
Maus: nice recovery


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